Posted on Apr 19, 2021   |   
Humor

May be an image of 1 person and text that says 'Hank Smith @hankrsmith· If hell was described as snowy & freezing, think I'd repent more.'

May be an image of text that says 'Hank Smith @hankrsmith· If Elon Musk got involved in a political scandal it could be called Elon-gate. I bet it would be really drawn out.'

May be an image of 1 person and text that says 'Hank Smith @hankrsmith "I dig. You dig. We dig." It's not a long poem, but it's really deep.'

May be an image of one or more people and text that says 'Hank Smith @hankrsmith· It's amazing how much one has to workout to maintain a slightly overweight figure.'

May be an image of 1 person and text that says 'Hank Smith @hankrsmith· 50 degrees in November 50 degrees in March March'

May be an image of 1 person and text that says 'Hank Smith @hankrsmith Me: It's really tough to eat healthy when you have kids. My wife: agree agree. So difficult. Our kids: You two do literally all the shopping. Us: Don't talk back.'

May be an image of 2 people and text that says 'Hank Smith @hankrsmith· My wife: Have you seen the dog bowl? Me: She can bowl?! Her: GIF'

May be an image of text that says 'HaSh@harsmith Smith Is there some kind of reward when you lose the same 20 pounds 20 times?'

May be an image of 1 person and text that says 'Hank Smith @hankrsmith· My 3 favorite things are the Oxford comma, irony and missed opportunities.'

May be a Twitter screenshot of 1 person and text that says 'Hank Smith @hankrsmith My children act like I used to and it drives me crazy. It is tough to discipline the you out of your kids. Don't call me Geoffy with a G! Replying to @hankrsmith I once called my mother and apologized for how behaved as a child and told her how grateful am for her sacrifices for me. After she said thanks, then asked her to lift the "I hope you have a kid like you" curse she placed on me.'